Here are 10 ways to irritate your hostelmates.
Statutory Warning: Using any of the below means might lead to .. many things!!Try and see!
10.The classic: Lock them up inside their rooms or in the bathrooms when they are bathing!
9. Take their buckets and mugs and don’t return them for days, weeks or even months.
8. Barge into their rooms, stand idle for 5 mins and come back.
7. After 5 mins again do no.8
6. Just go to the mike and shout ” AS-3 Bharath phone hold hai –ghar se phone hai.” .Mr.Bharath is fast asleep,wakes up runs to the mike and finds out that there was no phone call.The next morning you tell him that was probabaly a dream!
5. Diwali time,knock on the door,the bechara opens the door and before he realises DHUM, the cracker bursts right infront of him!
4. If your hostels are all wired up with LAN,spam them asking their opinions on spamming!
3. Cold winter nights, go infront of the mess with a plate and spoon sound a bell, people assemble thinking it was a tea-bell. And when they realise that was a hoax join them in abusing the culprit and leave!!
2.Old one but still,use their tooth paste,hair oil, shoe polish,vaseline,.. most importantly water which they take all the trouble to fill. Better still empty the bottle.
1.Play songs like KYUNKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI on full volume on your computer, lock your room and go out of the hostel on Sundays!and rejoice you’ve just disturbed their hafte bhar ka sleep!!
Nikhil Kulkarni 
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