Nikhil Kulkarni

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Humour

  • IAF Open To Women In Jet Cockpit

    Ok, read the, between or beyond the following lines, I’m just reproducing (pun maybe intended) the piece from today’s edition of Deccan Herald. I hope it helps in bringing about world peace and reducing poverty and global warming. Thank you. Italics are my emphasis. IAF Open To Women In Jet Cockpit New Delhi, PTI: The Continue reading

  • The Best Band Name Ever

    Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin. Yes, that’s the name of the band. Well guys, you love Boris Yeltsin and we love your naming abilities. Though SSLYBY comes very close to beating !Xobile as the most ingenious name, !Xobile still takes the cake, or the click rather. From Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin’s Wikipedia Continue reading

  • What sex is Bangalore?

    Indian definitely promises more than it can deliver. Also that it underwent something close to a sex change operation recently, new logo and all. And after the wonderful flight, here’s what the air hostess(if she still remains she) will announce – And yes, in honour of Shri Balaji, who reminded me of the existence of Continue reading

  • Which came first – the chick or the egg?

    Location: Handicrafts exhibition Beach Road Pondicherry. State : A little tired and busy with work. Will be back with regular posts soon. Continue reading

  • What can exams do to you?! and The End

    1. What can exams do to you?! Our faculty have some sense of humour.They conduct exams.The fun though, still continues during exams with added abandon and disdain because these will be the last engineering exams of our lives.Exams are also funny in a different sort of way. People become different. The funny ones become serious, Continue reading

  • Musafir Hoon Yaaron!!

    Posting from Rohit Shankar’s room in IIM-A!:) You can skip the first paragraph. It’s crap. Don’t tell me I din’t warn you! Now, God must have done some serious checksum error. Now what error is that I don’t know, but it is some error in Computers. Now I have every reason to believe that God Continue reading

  • Rush Hour-2!

    I AM BUSY!! Sounds too good to be true, but truth can sometimes be unbelieveable and physically drainful. 0. Before anything, read this first. Feels good. Some sense of accomplishment. Even with exams round the corner,project partners breathing down my neck, we are working on a short film!!Screenplay’s almost done. Work on the script is Continue reading

  • Mumbai Meri Jaan!!!

    My travels and explorations in Mumbai have been very limited, almost zilch considering the immense expanse of the mega-city. Yet, Mumbai with all its flurry and fury continues to interest and enchant me further. With each of my visits to Mumbai, my curiosity to delve deeper into the intricacies of the mechanisms on which this Continue reading

  • The Ultimate Pot-boiler.

    Ok, this certainly is not the best of my posts.It was inspired by this and the sorry state of roads in my home-town Dharwad.This was the best I could come up with after traveling almost the length and breadth of Mumbai for JMET and NMAT(One more post definitely needed for that).Dharwad->Thane->Powai->Koparkhairane->Vashi->CST->Dharwad.That was quite a trip Continue reading

  • Dressed and Confused(DBCAs)

    ‘Open 24 hours’. In a fast-moving, never-sleeping,maximum city like Mumbai, one would expect such a thing to be written at a restaurant close to a railway station or more likely at a guest-house. But much to my amusement, I found this written across seemingly firm bosom of a mannequin at a Mega-Mart outlet in the Continue reading